Thursday, January 29, 2009

Goblin Tales

There once was a Goblin named Jimbo
His legal status was in Limbo
He put on his hat and grilled up a Cat
Now he's raped by a cellmate named Kimbo

3 comments:

  1. What an excellent example of traditional goblin poetry. Excellent meter Goblin.. You are so well spoken!

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  2. The Goblin King salutes you Knobgoblin of the shire.

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  3. @ The Goblin - Is "shire" a legal term?

    @ Knobgoblin - You may be able to heap praise, but you cannot type. Two periods at the end of one sentence is ridiculous, therefore you are a buffoon whose word is to be taken lightly. To avoid any confusion due to your limited vocabulary, here is a link to the word "buffoon" - http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/buffoon

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