Dear Gobby,

Hello readers, I am presenting a new addition to the gob blog this week called Dear Gobby. I am hopeful that this feature will be a useful and insightful means to help the readers with their goblin problems as well as keep you all entertained.

This weeks question:
"Dear Gobby, my friend's wife recently got wart enhancement and I really think it looks good. how do I convince my wife that she should give it a try?"

Sincerely,
-Gob for Warts

Dear Gob for Warts,

Although I am a goblin, and not a beautiful gobalina, I can assure you that you should approach your wife with due care. First of all you should not mention your friends wife or how good she looks after her procedure. You don't want to encourage your wife to undergo a surgical procedure so that she looks more like another women, this will not make her happy. You should start by asking her opinion on wart enhancement, perhaps you could show her an article online relating to wart enhancement. Or better yet leave around some wart enhancement brochures around the house to get her attention.

The best thing you can do, if all those other brilliant strategies fail, is to be honest and ask your wife openly if she has thought about wart enhancement. You should be able to discuss openly with your spouse those parts of your life together that you think are important.

Beyond this however you should ask yourself why you want your wife to get wart enhancement. Is it simply a matter of physical attractiveness, do you want your wife to have more ravishing and attractive wart? Do you wish your wife looked more like some other gobalina?
Its possible, when you consider the options, that a wart enhancement is something that may do more harm than good to both you and your wife.

-Sincerely

Gobby.