Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Pre-Life

Oh what Goblin tales we weave, to frolic free and text all day. To travel these lands and photos to take, to check my mail, sports scores I receive; in this fee land I have my Pre.

 

Goblin fans, I write to you to discuss my disappointment and malaise over the delayed release of the Palm Pre. Goblins like myself find the current market of touch-screen phones are just not sufficient to meet human OR goblin needs. 

 

What freedom can we have when we can browse the internet with two flicks of our fingers, and yet are forced to type or messages into an unfamiliar and unresponsive "digital" keyboard.

 

I wait for the day of our salvation when Palm will finally release this freedom package, and rain down upon us updated graphics and a QWERTY keyboard.

 

God Bless

2 comments:

  1. Maybe it was the Goblin version that was delayed, the human-enabled one works fine. I'm sure yours will be coming soon with almost all the features.

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    Sent from my Palm Pre

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  2. http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2009/feb/05/1m5mammoth233314-mammoth-discovery/?zIndex=47647

    No mention of the Thomas Jefferson Goblin maintenance crew that was lost when the dig site crumbled.

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