Well if it isn’t my favorite Goblin Investor, Bernard Madoff. Far have the goblin financiers fallen, and brought shame to the long legacy of honorable financial dealings between goblins and humans.
Just as a bonus, this famed financier decided to defraud his own goblin jew kind, his family of goblin Jews. As a goblin Jew myself I find this too be the most shameful action on the part of Mr. Madoff. It wasn’t as if goblin Jews weren't already hated enough, now you go and defraud funds that support Goblocaust survivors. Truly shameful.
As a side note: Mr. Madoff's scheme was a ponzi scheme, named after Charles Ponzi, the greatest goblin swindler to ever live. It is not however pronounced pon-zai (like bon-zai) it is pronounced ponzi as in Fonzi. That is all, carry on.
we all have goblins blood - look!
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Common mistake, that is actually hemoglobin, which is found only in human blood. Goblins do in fact have Hemogoblin in their blood, this is what gives goblins superior dexterity and ability to craft small and delightful figurines. It also makes it easier to pick at the bones of small animals/babies.
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