Goblin Tales

There once was a Goblin named Jimbo

His legal status was in Limbo

He put on his hat and grilled up a Cat

Now he's raped by a cellmate named Kimbo

Goblins in Film

I dont know what this is, but I dont like it. Goblin's are not the lecherous and nefarious figures that are portrayed in film and television. Fight the powers that be Goblin Nation, I implore you

The Glorious Goblin Wrestler: Mascarita Dorada

Among the many contributions that Goblin's have made to our society is their prevalance in entertainment and fighting arts.

Here you see Mascarita Dorada demonstrating the South Latin style of Goblin Acrobatics at a wrestling bout in Mexico.

Disability and the Modern Goblin

Disability Benefits for goblins are one of the major issues for working class goblins today. While many laboring goblins who work for cash or are in this country illegally, disability insurance is not even an option. For these groups, as many other minorities in this country free clinics and ER visits are their only option for medical care.

However, even among the gainfully employed goblin masses there is a serious problem of insurers willing to extend goblin policies. There are continuing court battles to afford goblins the same rights to have comprehensive disability insurance policies, however the battle is a slow one. Insurance companies and doctors are well aware that goblins are highly susceptible to lower back, and muscle spasms ailments. In addition goblins are 50% more likely to develop mental disorders such as depression and anxiety.

While there are those organizations which offer free clinics and mental health advise, their resources are limited. For additional information please visit 

http://www.disabilityinfo.gov/digov-public/public/DisplayPage.do?parentFolderId=500

http://www.fcc.gov/cgb/dro/

Goblin Discrimination in our Nations ad-campaigns

 

An example from our own nations dark history with the use of Goblin imagery for personal and corporate gain. This exploitation was among the countless other instances of using the marginal position of minorities in our society.

Purpose of this blog

In this blog I intend to post regularly about my thoughts and feelings about legal issues in our world as well as Goblin related news and occurences.

I welcome my readers to email me or comment on my posts, and also to use this blog and my knowledge as a resource for legal/goblin advice.

Please feel free to email me at any time with any questions you want answered, or just general comments on this blog.

-The Goblin

Welcome to the Terror Dome!

Hey, this is the Law Goblin. Welcome to my Goblin Law blog. Prepare yourself for a new legal/goblin experience....

more to come soon.